
Every house in Cape Town
is trying to tell you something.
Here's how to listen.
Scroll through honest answers to the questions Cape Town homeowners type into Google at 11 p.m. — with costs, diagrams, and a straight verdict on whether to call us.
Water questions that wake you up at midnight
Cape Town's water pressure, old galvanised pipes, and 60-litre geysers running on borrowed time — here's what's actually happening.
The questions Eskom doesn't answer
From prepaid meter conversions in Khayelitsha to COC certificates needed by Friday — here's what the rules actually say.
What the Cape Doctor is doing to your roof
The south-easter strips paint, lifts sheeting, and finds every gap in your flashing. Here's how to read the damage before it reads your bank account.
The paperwork between you and the transfer
Estate agents know this: a sale falls apart on certificates more often than on price. Here's what's required, what it costs, and how fast we can turn it around.
"Geyser burst at 1am on a Thursday. Fixet had a new one in by 9am Friday. Couldn't believe it."

"Three properties, three CoCs, 48 hours. My conveyancer was astonished. I just WhatsApped Fixet."

"The roof assessment was honest — they told me two things I could fix myself. Then fixed the third."

You've read enough to know
this is the right call.
WhatsApp us the problem — a photo, a voice note, a one-liner — and we'll tell you honestly what it needs and what it costs. No call centres. No automated replies. A tradesperson picks up.
Operating across Cape Town — Woodstock, Brackenfell, Khayelitsha, Observatory, Bellville, Constantia, and surrounding areas.